Custom List: best one liners

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:48:42 GMT

best one liners

(one angel to other looking down the earth)"are u sure? six billion of them, and NOBODY is perfect?"
"in the last technical meet, i really embaressed some so-called experts!""dave, u have embaressed each individual i know!"
he knelt down,nd begged to the god in pain,"why me, dear lord why me?" and a voice said,"nothing personal, just ur name came up!
i m insecure, u r insecure, everyone we know is insecure, why the hell should we care if our computer is insecure?
there is a man behind every successful woman....starring at her ass!!

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