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best one liners

these are some of the best one liners i have come across!

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there is a man behind every successful woman....starring at her ass!!

i m insecure, u r insecure, everyone we know is insecure, why the hell should we care if our computer is insecure?

he knelt down,nd begged to the god in pain,"why me, dear lord why me?" and a voice said,"nothing personal, just ur name came up!

"in the last technical meet, i really embaressed some so-called experts!""dave, u have embaressed each individual i know!"

(one angel to other looking down the earth)"are u sure? six billion of them, and NOBODY is perfect?"