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March 13

The Journey

"hi, you free this evening?"
"yup"
"shopper's stop?"
".."
"7:30?"
"OK"

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"where are u?"
"coming, parla"
"ohh, thats far  ...  vijayanagar?"
"ok, see u there"

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"hey"
"hey"
(i have forgotten saying "whats up?"... how did i sound like anyway?)
"there is a hotel down this street"
"i am cool"
"hotel is crowded"
"so?"
"birdy's?"

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"its boring at birdy's"
"+ AC is not working there"
"barista?"

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"i hate outside seats"
"me too"
(i have started hating these words, makes me realize i am like someone else... an ordinary mortal)
"all these are overpriced"
"..."
(i know. i pay.)
"...."
"should we leave?"
"without ordering?"
"yeah"
(who the fuck cares)

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"bandra?"
"....  rikshaw.."
(somehow i hate bandra. not for i-cant-afford-no-matter-what-house-rates, but there is striking resemblance between those roads and grant-road gallis)
"u really want to go?"
"nop"
"lets turn back"

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"we are going to andheri, right?"
"final"
"how about malad, i have never seen it"
"inorbit?"
(we passed the same hotel, didn't seem crowded. screw it)
"it will take too long to reach inorbit with this traffic"
"no, it wont... traffic is just on this road"
(and inorbit is just on the border of malad and andheri, so don't worry)
"...."
"...."
"........"
"its getting heavy, want to go back?"
(i love rickshaws. and rickshawwalas hate me.)

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"Andheri?"
"Andheri!"
(Finally Andheri)

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The population explosion in India is a really serious issue. Be Careful.

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Today's Thought:
Population is ever increasing. i don't understand why they teach the bad effects of population explosion in primary schools. These topics should be discussed with degree level adults. Small kids are really not the reason for population explosion. and there is very little they can do about it. (tending to zero.... yipee i remember limits)
No, but really, population IS a serious issue. we should do our efforts towards it. forget "hum do hamare do". it should be "hum do hamara ek". This way, as the time passes, there will be only one person left in the world. (apply common sense here) but we dont want that. (else stray dogs will rule the world once again).

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P.S.
It is perfectly OK if you don't understand this post, There is nothing wrong with you, you are doing fine.
(+ don't worry about that last person, if its a female, god will have no choice but to send ME back to earth)
March 01

Poison

The alarm rang. he put it on snooze. One hour and five minutes was all he had before his day began. He would steal five minutes from that. Look the other way, he told that frowning creature in his soul. I do it all the time. A little corruption. A little bribery. I negotiate with the world 24 /7. So why not an extra 5 minutes of sleep? he told himself and buried his head under the pillow. And so began another day in his life.

A couple of minutes later, reluctant, he woke up. Still yawning, he headed to milk dairy. Damn, he was late again. Looking at the queue, he was not going to reach office in time. “thank god” he said to himself, spotting his friend in front row. “good morning” he said going closer to him. After some informal conversation he handed him 20 Rs. note unknowing to others, and went away. After 5 minutes, friend came with his milk bag, and said, “kabhi toh jaldi utha kar”. He hesitated, just smiled. He came home. Wife was packing his lunchbox, kids were preparing for school.

He left home almost on time. Suddenly, he froze. It was third day his pass had expired. The ever complaining creature in him had given up. Let it be, he thought. He got into station, just threw a glance on the ticket window, there was huge queue again. He discarded the thought once again, got into train and found the window seat. This was his favorite place, cause he could read newspaper, with fresh air, and most important could spit anytime he want. He reached the station. “railway pass” he put reminder on his mobile, passing TC. White collar had saved his day!

It was just before the lunch time. He put some papers in printer. His nephew had given him a project report to print. It was easy, just took half hour to print 300 pages. After lunch, he went to tapari outside the office on roadside. It was there since he joined the company, illegal. He used to go there for a cigarette, with couple of colleagues. They had their cigarette and usual conversation on how bhaiyas have ruined the nation followed. “I tell u, if you exclude the two states, India will progress like this” he said, snapping his fingers. He threw empty pack on road and returned to work. He actually had a lot of work today. New project was due in next week.

He was on his way to home. There was a boy sitting on footpath with a bunch of books in front of him. He stopped for a moment, went through books, and picked one. It was latest release. “kitne me diya?” “60”. He got the book for 50 after bargaining. He was happy. He had just saved a couple of hundred bucks for himself.

He switched on TV for news. Another sting operation had happened. “ All these politicians should be hanged till death. They rob us in taxes; that’s not enough for them” he said aloud, furiously. His mobile beeped. Message from collogue. He switched on his computer. The channel changed to daily soap. His kids were studying in other room. He inserted the CD he had brought from office. Entered the serial key from message, his friend had sent. He finished installing the corporate software, he used in office, on his personal computer.

He had a deadline. He had to work late in night.

May 12

red and black

i was going to the college... i saw some goats tied outside a shop... must be some ritual today....
i was standing on 4th floor of our college.. some guy was taking a cock to some place.. was it dead? i dont think so... why would have he taken effort to hold him by his wings and neck ... he would have simply carried it in bag...
i was going home.. there was a temple on the way.. crap festivals... crap gods... i dont understand how they come up with so many weired gods and names and such crap rituals.. there was a blood pond in front of temple...blood on tracks.. blood on steps... blood on road...feathers and flesh on steps.. in gutter.. on wastes.... faces seemed happy....
ppl were still going by the same road, trying to avoid blood pond.. stepping on dried blood... covering their noses... disgusted looks at feathers and flesh......
they must have faced painful death. they must have enjoyed a meal. rocks dont have feelings.

i saw spiderman3 today. popcorn was good.
the movie is about exploring the darker side of a superhero. its about how bad things can change ur life. oh does it? really?
the evil spirit forces hero to do bad things... the spirit is a clear metaphor ... his hair, eyes, clothes, costume...
but was he really bad? or he was just playing fair? why a-supposed-to-be-nice-guy ALWAYS has to be nice? why bad is not good? why only good should suffer? what should he do when good is not good enough for ppl around?
i liked the darker hero... he isn't bad... its darker side.. everyone has it... but we r not suppose to show it to world... why? because its not good... but its not bad either...
after all its a comic strip.. they had to end dark... with some crap super-non-sense reason.... the target audience was children... they needed U/A certificate..
btw, even harry wore black.

Hail Hitler!
January 28

RETROSPECTING 3 1/2 YEARS

this is about my life in my engg coll.

first things first, why did i took admission to this coll? ok, i got low score in 12th, 265 out of 300.in pcm which is considered too low in maharashtra. that too for mumbai university. that too for engg. that too for extc. that too for my batch. ok enough of "that too"s. so, after the disaster, god had given me one life-time opportunity to take admission in rgit comps.(btw i could have been with my only sathaye crush, but i m dumb. (u can guess why). so i missed both (comps and crush) and landed up in kjsieit (or "kjsiit" as they call it)......

thats true that i had a low score, but did i deserved this college? may be yes, i had proved myself dumb rejecting rgit. why only this coll, i could have got admission in jondhale(btw i could have been with abhishek, my school friend) but it had reasons not to join.....so finally we cancelled our admission in rgit (dumbest move in life, hey bhagawan why u didnt gave me a single little hint?) and landed up in kjsieit.


sem1:
i was glad i was with my school crush, ok fine lets see. it was all scary at that time.... everyone scared us about the mech and not getting kt in first year... so we(specially i) started hard working.... taking each and everything seriouly, even reading while copying from tushar (a great help). doing all practs, attending all lects, life was busy. hey where was crush? anyway, lets see, 4 more years to go.
somewhere deep inside(not the stomach) told me that i could do it now what i couldnt in past 10 years..... (i take life positively) tried to talk to her, but hell no scope. she didnt attended coll only.
papers were good....what was the big fuss about mech? damn.... i should thank that prof!


sem2:
ok, so we were back together again... were we? i could hardly remember anyones names, so tried to listen to other ppls conversations and figure their names out.....(thats the way i generally do it) so kept mum for most of the time.the same crap was happening...lects, practs, seriousness........
results were out, and i topped, what the fuck? i topped. crap!! shweta, trupti or tushar should have done it, anyway let it be. i was getting used to ppl pointing at me 'doorse'. ok, being clever pays atleast somewhere......
the same old crap was going on, days after days, months after months, sis was busy with her work(one more reason to be popular), ok let the fucking exam come, i m ready(too overconfident i get sometimes) without studying.
i must have written all corrrect, at least ppl say i always do....(fuck them all)


sem3:
so finally i must have overcome the biggest obstacle of engg(as all dumb ppl believe) and must have passed the first year successfully. life was ok, same crap but a little less interest.
so results were out and i wasnt topper(thank god) but was topper overall (why cant god give entire good package?) ok so i was scholar (so called)again... ppl started calling me topper...(may be they didnt rememberd my name now, and i had not even met them, so no question of names, going by "yaar" and "dost"). fine it was started to feel good to be known.....
i dont remember much of academic. was caring less... who cares, afterall i was a topper. with everyone praising me.......all had started a bit isolating me, i was a scholar, i was genius...i could answer all questions, WHAT THE FUCK? let it be; i was getting popular! who cares....
i had started trying my hands on some robotics stuff....its pretty exciting field.... but no one from the college was much interested, so after a couple of events i gave up!
btw, my crush had some 4-5 kts out of 10, she didnt show up after 2nd sem... i had a broken heart ........again! :(
somehow i managed to finish studies in time and exam was given, papers pretty ok.


sem4:
the results were out even before the sem started. ok i had scored about above 75, even i didnt believe it. so more praise and more isolation. groups were already formed, for all ppl i was topper, the only topper, fuck man....somebody take it easy...
now i had started to realise who were from extc, and from A and from B etc. but fuck, in kjsieit u never get to be happy!! there was a notice that said classes were changed! so, i had started keeping mum again....u know why!
but sem4 turned out to be some kind of milestone ..... and guess what, the reason was satish basa!! i was taking notes (as usual, during lect) he was sitting next to me and asked me,"yeh tu likhata hai, kabhi padhata hai kya?" so i thought.... i thought and thought and thought....(retrospecting within retrospection!(this word too i learned in pct)) but could not remember a single occassion where i had opened my notebook, even once! not even during exam! so i quit taking notes (satish baba ki jay ho).
sem4 was pretty ok, studied in last month, and gave the papers!


sem5:
dont remember when the results were out.....but they were out! once again 74, its ok.... i m used to it now! fuck, i dont care anymore..... and yes, sis passed with a first class!
again praise followed. topper became my middle name... without considering the fact that modi topped the sem after revaluation, people still called me topper.... dumb assholes!

but there was only one exception, koduru! he knew that i study only in last month.....(a sigh of relief). the other ppl were busy with their groups and all.... i used to be with krishnan... did i told u they changed our class AGAIN?
nothing special happened in 5th sem...... i got involved in techfest(a major failure). was thinking i can do it...... and i tried my best (or worst?) there i found another friend... dalton(a gem) and bhavesh! we were together to most of the places. i tell u, dalton is like that some king in history book(mohammad tughalk i guess) who had some creative ideas but could not get them into practical world...he has a lot of potential but the time and fate always beat him.
why do we need probability? this is most fuckall topic ever invented....... no practical use and fuckall theorms it has! so got stuck with maths5....and yea, had a comp at home, so kept playing games and all (how childish) and yes, university changed the paper pattern this year, 4 days for each paper, isnt it cool? so i can do tp in pl, great! i can study any time before exam...... afterall i had done it for 4 sems....
papers were quite horrible.... maths 5 sucks man.... i wasted 2 days before each paper and they were showing "nach baliye" episodes back to back before maths5...(dude, i still miss shilpa!!(or whatever that guys wifes name was) :( ) fingers crossed about maths5!! (dude i really tell u, even akash jain had all correct answers which i failed to tally with mine(he got 40 later)). i guess i gave too much importance to games on stupid comp....lets see


sem6:
why i dont remember the start of any sem......fuck however it was must be pretty same, classes changed, assignments, attendence, every sem looks same at this time...or m i getting used to this crap?

whatever, found a great guy, saurabh majumdar (a really great help). stays near me, santacruz. helped a lot in all notes and all asssignments.. hes damn clever too! does all the practicals by himself, i really dont understand why so good people get less marks? bhagawan ki marzi, aur kya!
results were out.. a great relief to hear, i had cleared maths5, 68 percentage... not bad considering the efforts i had put into it. pretty happy, but ppl still cant get over with me being a topper. ppl still expected me to solve their queries and explain them some stuff...... i kept saying "yes i will " knowing truellly i never will. why should i? no one helped me in maths5. fuck them all. and who cares? i dont want to be a topper, just live and let live ppl......
more into robotics, did couple of good projects, ok fine, thats all. but overall was started caring less about the college, and more; avoiding it.... who needs a college where no-one wants to befriend u and keeps on saying "tu to kya, kar lega". i m honest, the first thing that comes to my mind when i hear those words is the way how to kill the person who says it ranging from simple throwing the person out of building to using divider in hand in innovative ways!

the bullshit takes a lot of time to complete man....most of the time i managed to skip the college under techfest reasons, but really didnt want to go to college. comp was pretty good, had an internet connection, orkut was quite cool site! was getting addicted to it..... like logging in for 6-7 times a day and play really stupid(and dumb) games on different communities.... sometimes the same games on multiple
communities..... it was quite interesting!(at that time) it was really hard to study when u have full dedication to the posts and ppl on different communities..... fuck these exams r goig to be damn difficult.
papers were better than expectation......considering the time given to orkut.. they were ok.... prp still sucks man... i hate probability!


sem7:
i really dont remember..... i mean, it must be same usual stuff, kind of boring, and me trying to avoid it and all.... but i was getting irritated. i was annoyed at any silliest of things that involved college..... i didnt wanted to study at all! i told this home, first they thought i was just kidding, but after few more attempts, they were ok. the thing was really getting creepy.... i mean whats the point in being at the place where i dont want to be, being with ppl i dont want to be with, doing the things i dont want to....... i m getting frustrated, sometimes i even thought i need a shrink, even tried to visit one of them, but he wasnt at his place (good or bad?) the world started to seem like everything is forcing me, i wasnt doing anything but wasting my time......its ok if i only waste time (afterall its been 21 years now) but getting irritated at the same time is a bit frustrating!
forget the crap.. herat was now in my neighbourhood, (a great friend till date) so i had all rights to annoy this guy any time, he never minds it. the rest of the ppl were same old crap..... the "tu to kya" tape would never end. but my imagination improved and was thinking of importing some WMDs from saddam or bush.
and yea, meanwhile having a constant failure at GDs i finally managed to get into accenture(in which i wanted to be in (u can ask dipesh lakhani)). quite a simple selection it was.... i dont understand why people fear aptitude test?
had a tough time with submission, vivas and papers........ got ill doing that, hell who cares? fuck the submission and vivas. lets see, studied a bit, most on day before the exams, papers were ok, fingers crossed for mdc!
and yea, i forgot, we had a project for final year, chinar and samir r great guys.... they do the entire work, me and jitesh just doing tp... but i was the dumbest and illiterate about the project.... all 3 knew many more things in better way than me, may god forgive me! project report was also done in time(this thing deserves another blog), and we were through! the other 3 guys have been a really great help and would never forget being with them.


sem8:
dont know thing about college, not been there. results out, 68.5... not bad again
i have to give GATE on 11th and m still on ground zero.
i just dont want to go to college, i think i dont need to explain.

so its still one sem remaining.... and i want to bunk the entire sem; but i know i wont be able to do it, lets see how much i succeed..
December 20

my weired dreams!

DREAM NO. 1
this was during the last week of submisssion of my 7th sem.
i was in some village which i dont know, and it was going to be first day of new semister, it was 7th sem, final year. i went to college and found that results were out!! i had a kt in maths 5 and prp (u can imagine how scared i was with these two subjects!) and as i had kt and could not clear the subjects i had a drop for year (it was a dream, and nobody told me rules). so i had to sit with some jouior class... so i went there. i dont know why but the class resembled one of my school classes(5th std, to be precise, except it was too dark). i found some of my school friends there(dont know why, even when those ppl r not doing engg).... we sat on the last corner bench(where i used to sit in 5th std), making a square of 4 in corner!!
then the (so called) college started and the profs which i have never seen before started lects. i was busy chatting with my friends, didnt listed a single word they said, but each prof came to ME at end of lect and tried to console me for the drop!! everyone kept on saying how good student i was and how this should not have happend to me (as if i listen to them) etc, etc. one of them asked me for my last years(that is my current years as i had a drop) notes, other asked me uni papers. and even if i dont carry even a notebook to my daily college i had alll those things they demanded at that time and i gave it to them!
and then college ended, i was going home with my school friends.... and one said do u really have a drop? u should have cleard kt.... and i started thinking, the kt result of maths 5 was not out.. so i should not have a drop and as it forced me to think and gave stress on my brain i woke up!!
DREAM NO.2
this one was during exams!!(so u can imagine how seriously i took my 7th sem)
ok, this is really very weird and absurd dream, may be i m thinking too much about my future or not thinking at all!! :p
there was a party (now there were coll ppl in this one), and there were these two girls i had crush on(no names, for privacy purpose :D). i had an intense desire to prupose at least one of them (for the time being ;)) but couldnt. well the party ended, and marked my another failure!!
next day, somebody told me one of girls father had some recruitment pending in his company.....(see, in dreams also i think of jobs) so i thought may be i could get that position, impress her father and finally marry my crush! (ek tir, do nishane) so i did get job in his company and managed to impress her father(how? hell.....i dont understand how i forget the most imp parts :()
so some fine day i asked her father (didnt saw that girl again till now) about marrying his daughter! he hesitated at first but agreed later(everyone does same), then he talked to my parents and they agreed too! :O so it was final that i was going to marry this guys daughter!(happy now) and things started working, all the casualities were done and the wedding day arrived. finally i was going to get married and that too with my crush!! :D
but i always doubt myself when the things go so easy! the wedding was progressing... and the bride came, and damn!:O she wasnt my crush, she was some friend i had quite acquaitance with!! and what about my 2 crushes? they were present at wedding tooo!!! damnnnn they were her friends, why the hell this happens to me? so i was on the verge of marrying an acquaitance who was friend of my age old crushes and i could not refuse marriage at this point!! i should have verified!! damn!! i became panic, stressed my brain for a way out and as a result woke up myself!!
THAK GOD THOSE WERE DREAMS!! :D
 
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