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Para-noir

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:25:27 GMT

[Unknown Woman:]
I fuck you because you're famous.
I fuck you for your money.
I fuck you to control you.
I fuck you so someday I can have half of everything you own.
I fuck you to fuck you over.
I fuck you 'til I find someone better.
I fuck you in secret.
I fuck you because I can't remember if I already fucked you before.
I fuck you out of boredom.
I fuck you because I can't feel it anyway.
I fuck you to make the pain go away.

[Manson:]
Fuck you because I loved you
Fuck you for loving you too
I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.
Fuck you because I loved you
Fuck you for loving you too
I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do.
HATE YOU THE WAY I DO.

[Unknown Woman:]
I fuck you so I can feel something instead of nothing at all.
I fuck you because you're beautiful.
I fuck you because you're my nigger.
I fuck you because I am your whore.
I fuck you because you are a whore.
I fuck you for fun.
I fuck you for fun.
I fuck you because I can.
I fuck you so I have a place to stay.
I fuck you so you will protect me.

[Manson:]
Fuck you because I loved you
Fuck you for loving you too
I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do
Fuck you because I loved you
Fuck you for loving you too
I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do
HATE YOU THE WAY I DO.

i m so bored.....

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:58:54 GMT

i'm so bored
i can't think of anything to do
i'm so bored
i can't think of anything that's new

there's dishes in the sink
but still i'm bored
the dog's begging for scraps
but still i'm bored
the cat box must be changed
but still i'm bored
i'm so bored, i'm so bored, i'm so bored

i'm so bored
my thoughts are leaking out my pores
i'm so bored
my thoughts are all leaking out my pores

the garage needs cleaning
but still i'm bored
the mail box is full
but still i'm bored
the cupboards are all empty
but still i'm bored
i'm so bored, i'm so bored, i'm so bored

i'm so bored
my mind is working in reverse
i'm so bored
my thoughts are all so terse

there's a solar eclipse on tv
but still i'm bored
the irs want's to audit me
but still i'm bored
there's a knock on my front door
but still i'm bored
i'm so bored, i'm so bored, i'm so bored

i'm so bored
my fingers are getting numb
i'm so bored
my ass is getting numb

the laundry piles are huge
but still i'm bored
the lawn looks like a jungle
but still i'm bored
there's a monkey in my bedroom
but still i'm bored
i'm so bored, i'm so bored, i'm so bored

do i need a shrink? (unedited) part:67

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:51:34 GMT

god, plz make my life better
god, plz make my life better
god, plz make my life better
shut up u morons, get away from me!
ok, whatever, who cares, as if i give a fuck to what u think!
no, seriously dude, i dont know, and i dont understand that stuff....
punjabi rappers suck big time, rockers do more!
i hate all delhites.. except sonam obviously...
admit it dude, she has one big fat ass..
want to see an interracial lesbian pair? come to my college
excuse me, do you think our assholes look alike?
password? i forgot my password....WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PASSWORD?
Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?
that was the most amazing week in my entire life, and i wont forget it ever...
haDacha khuLakhuLa aNi bolaNyacha tuNatuNa..
dear dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!
dude, i know its a fake profile, and i know U r operating it..
i m scared of tutorials
salma, could u not wait for just one more year? let me atleast complete this damn degree...
yea u heard it right u cocksucker, i want cocaine as toppings!
sssshhhhh, chinmay, u will be remembered as a heavy abuser!
i hate pink
ok, yea, may be, sure, definitely, positive dude, yes sir, affirmative, i think i will do it, most probably i think i m sure.....
there was something between us, were we just friends, or were we in relationship, or was it a true love or was it just a one night stand?
"dude, do u blog?""no, i suck blood, and urs taste awful"
having mustaches has its own benefits, like even if u have a leaky nose, ppl tend to think its just sweat!
who let the gujjus out? who? who? who?
i m gay and i vote!
and there she stood, wearing nothing, but the same old mischievous smile on her face....
yea i stole it u bitch..... so what?
i dont ask for doesnt mean i dont want....
all girls are either having lukkha bfs or they are turning lesbians.. no one is noticing me!!
ok fine... keep ur mobile to urself, dickhead...
arey what chinmay? what chinmay everytime? what is this faltugiri?
boss, tu jitna chutiya dikhata hai, utana hi chutiya tu hai!
if she is to be paired with him, i should get paired with my ideal match!
stop clapping u bastards, u r killing me!
gold is not gold anymore, fishes are not fishes anymore..
tiger should not only retire, he should be stabbed 93 times, burnt alive and buried 15 feet under
if i had one wish, i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss...
i m perfectly normal.

red and black

Sat, 12 May 2007 08:11:20 GMT

i was going to the college... i saw some goats tied outside a shop... must be some ritual today....
i was standing on 4th floor of our college.. some guy was taking a cock to some place.. was it dead? i dont think so... why would have he taken effort to hold him by his wings and neck ... he would have simply carried it in bag...
i was going home.. there was a temple on the way.. crap festivals... crap gods... i dont understand how they come up with so many weired gods and names and such crap rituals.. there was a blood pond in front of temple...blood on tracks.. blood on steps... blood on road...feathers and flesh on steps.. in gutter.. on wastes.... faces seemed happy....
ppl were still going by the same road, trying to avoid blood pond.. stepping on dried blood... covering their noses... disgusted looks at feathers and flesh......
they must have faced painful death. they must have enjoyed a meal. rocks dont have feelings.

i saw spiderman3 today. popcorn was good.
the movie is about exploring the darker side of a superhero. its about how bad things can change ur life. oh does it? really?
the evil spirit forces hero to do bad things... the spirit is a clear metaphor ... his hair, eyes, clothes, costume...
but was he really bad? or he was just playing fair? why a-supposed-to-be-nice-guy ALWAYS has to be nice? why bad is not good? why only good should suffer? what should he do when good is not good enough for ppl around?
i liked the darker hero... he isn't bad... its darker side.. everyone has it... but we r not suppose to show it to world... why? because its not good... but its not bad either...
after all its a comic strip.. they had to end dark... with some crap super-non-sense reason.... the target audience was children... they needed U/A certificate..
btw, even harry wore black.

Hail Hitler!

RETROSPECTING 3 1/2 YEARS

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 23:03:54 GMT

this is about my life in my engg coll.

first things first, why did i took admission to this coll? ok, i got low score in 12th, 265 out of 300.in pcm which is considered too low in maharashtra. that too for mumbai university. that too for engg. that too for extc. that too for my batch. ok enough of "that too"s. so, after the disaster, god had given me one life-time opportunity to take admission in rgit comps.(btw i could have been with my only sathaye crush, but i m dumb. (u can guess why). so i missed both (comps and crush) and landed up in kjsieit (or "kjsiit" as they call it)......

thats true that i had a low score, but did i deserved this college? may be yes, i had proved myself dumb rejecting rgit. why only this coll, i could have got admission in jondhale(btw i could have been with abhishek, my school friend) but it had reasons not to join.....so finally we cancelled our admission in rgit (dumbest move in life, hey bhagawan why u didnt gave me a single little hint?) and landed up in kjsieit.

sem1:

i was glad i was with my school crush, ok fine lets see. it was all scary at that time.... everyone scared us about the mech and not getting kt in first year... so we(specially i) started hard working.... taking each and everything seriouly, even reading while copying from tushar (a great help). doing all practs, attending all lects, life was busy. hey where was crush? anyway, lets see, 4 more years to go.

somewhere deep inside(not the stomach) told me that i could do it now what i couldnt in past 10 years..... (i take life positively) tried to talk to her, but hell no scope. she didnt attended coll only.

papers were good....what was the big fuss about mech? damn.... i should thank that prof!

sem2:

ok, so we were back together again... were we? i could hardly remember anyones names, so tried to listen to other ppls conversations and figure their names out.....(thats the way i generally do it) so kept mum for most of the time.the same crap was happening...lects, practs, seriousness........

results were out, and i topped, what the fuck? i topped. crap!! shweta, trupti or tushar should have done it, anyway let it be. i was getting used to ppl pointing at me 'doorse'. ok, being clever pays atleast somewhere......

the same old crap was going on, days after days, months after months, sis was busy with her work(one more reason to be popular), ok let the fucking exam come, i m ready(too overconfident i get sometimes) without studying.

i must have written all corrrect, at least ppl say i always do....(fuck them all)

sem3:

so finally i must have overcome the biggest obstacle of engg(as all dumb ppl believe) and must have passed the first year successfully. life was ok, same crap but a little less interest.

so results were out and i wasnt topper(thank god) but was topper overall (why cant god give entire good package?) ok so i was scholar (so called)again... ppl started calling me topper...(may be they didnt rememberd my name now, and i had not even met them, so no question of names, going by "yaar" and "dost"). fine it was started to feel good to be known.....

i dont remember much of academic. was caring less... who cares, afterall i was a topper. with everyone praising me.......all had started a bit isolating me, i was a scholar, i was genius...i could answer all questions, WHAT THE FUCK? let it be; i was getting popular! who cares....

i had started trying my hands on some robotics stuff....its pretty exciting field.... but no one from the college was much interested, so after a couple of events i gave up!

btw, my crush had some 4-5 kts out of 10, she didnt show up after 2nd sem... i had a broken heart ........again! :(
somehow i managed to finish studies in time and exam was given, papers pretty ok.

sem4:

the results were out even before the sem started. ok i had scored about above 75, even i didnt believe it. so more praise and more isolation. groups were already formed, for all ppl i was topper, the only topper, fuck man....somebody take it easy...

now i had started to realise who were from extc, and from A and from B etc. but fuck, in kjsieit u never get to be happy!! there was a notice that said classes were changed! so, i had started keeping mum again....u know why!

but sem4 turned out to be some kind of milestone ..... and guess what, the reason was satish basa!! i was taking notes (as usual, during lect) he was sitting next to me and asked me,"yeh tu likhata hai, kabhi padhata hai kya?" so i thought.... i thought and thought and thought....(retrospecting within retrospection!(this word too i learned in pct)) but could not remember a single occassion where i had opened my notebook, even once! not even during exam! so i quit taking notes (satish baba ki jay ho).

sem4 was pretty ok, studied in last month, and gave the papers!

sem5:

dont remember when the results were out.....but they were out! once again 74, its ok.... i m used to it now! fuck, i dont care anymore..... and yes, sis passed with a first class!

again praise followed. topper became my middle name... without considering the fact that modi topped the sem after revaluation, people still called me topper.... dumb assholes!

but there was only one exception, koduru! he knew that i study only in last month.....(a sigh of relief). the other ppl were busy with their groups and all.... i used to be with krishnan... did i told u they changed our class AGAIN?

nothing special happened in 5th sem...... i got involved in techfest(a major failure). was thinking i can do it...... and i tried my best (or worst?) there i found another friend... dalton(a gem) and bhavesh! we were together to most of the places. i tell u, dalton is like that some king in history book(mohammad tughalk i guess) who had some creative ideas but could not get them into practical world...he has a lot of potential but the time and fate always beat him.

why do we need probability? this is most fuckall topic ever invented....... no practical use and fuckall theorms it has! so got stuck with maths5....and yea, had a comp at home, so kept playing games and all (how childish) and yes, university changed the paper pattern this year, 4 days for each paper, isnt it cool? so i can do tp in pl, great! i can study any time before exam...... afterall i had done it for 4 sems....

papers were quite horrible.... maths 5 sucks man.... i wasted 2 days before each paper and they were showing "nach baliye" episodes back to back before maths5...(dude, i still miss shilpa!!(or whatever that guys wifes name was) :( ) fingers crossed about maths5!! (dude i really tell u, even akash jain had all correct answers which i failed to tally with mine(he got 40 later)). i guess i gave too much importance to games on stupid comp....lets see

sem6:

why i dont remember the start of any sem......fuck however it was must be pretty same, classes changed, assignments, attendence, every sem looks same at this time...or m i getting used to this crap?

whatever, found a great guy, saurabh majumdar (a really great help). stays near me, santacruz. helped a lot in all notes and all asssignments.. hes damn clever too! does all the practicals by himself, i really dont understand why so good people get less marks? bhagawan ki marzi, aur kya!

results were out.. a great relief to hear, i had cleared maths5, 68 percentage... not bad considering the efforts i had put into it. pretty happy, but ppl still cant get over with me being a topper. ppl still expected me to solve their queries and explain them some stuff...... i kept saying "yes i will " knowing truellly i never will. why should i? no one helped me in maths5. fuck them all. and who cares? i dont want to be a topper, just live and let live ppl......

more into robotics, did couple of good projects, ok fine, thats all. but overall was started caring less about the college, and more; avoiding it.... who needs a college where no-one wants to befriend u and keeps on saying "tu to kya, kar lega". i m honest, the first thing that comes to my mind when i hear those words is the way how to kill the person who says it ranging from simple throwing the person out of building to using divider in hand in innovative ways!

the bullshit takes a lot of time to complete man....most of the time i managed to skip the college under techfest reasons, but really didnt want to go to college. comp was pretty good, had an internet connection, orkut was quite cool site! was getting addicted to it..... like logging in for 6-7 times a day and play really stupid(and dumb) games on different communities.... sometimes the same games on multiple

communities..... it was quite interesting!(at that time) it was really hard to study when u have full dedication to the posts and ppl on different communities..... fuck these exams r goig to be damn difficult.

papers were better than expectation......considering the time given to orkut.. they were ok.... prp still sucks man... i hate probability!

sem7:

i really dont remember..... i mean, it must be same usual stuff, kind of boring, and me trying to avoid it and all.... but i was getting irritated. i was annoyed at any silliest of things that involved college..... i didnt wanted to study at all! i told this home, first they thought i was just kidding, but after few more attempts, they were ok. the thing was really getting creepy.... i mean whats the point in being at the place where i dont want to be, being with ppl i dont want to be with, doing the things i dont want to....... i m getting frustrated, sometimes i even thought i need a shrink, even tried to visit one of them, but he wasnt at his place (good or bad?) the world started to seem like everything is forcing me, i wasnt doing anything but wasting my time......its ok if i only waste time (afterall its been 21 years now) but getting irritated at the same time is a bit frustrating!

forget the crap.. herat was now in my neighbourhood, (a great friend till date) so i had all rights to annoy this guy any time, he never minds it. the rest of the ppl were same old crap..... the "tu to kya" tape would never end. but my imagination improved and was thinking of importing some WMDs from saddam or bush.

and yea, meanwhile having a constant failure at GDs i finally managed to get into accenture(in which i wanted to be in (u can ask dipesh lakhani)). quite a simple selection it was.... i dont understand why people fear aptitude test?

had a tough time with submission, vivas and papers........ got ill doing that, hell who cares? fuck the submission and vivas. lets see, studied a bit, most on day before the exams, papers were ok, fingers crossed for mdc!

and yea, i forgot, we had a project for final year, chinar and samir r great guys.... they do the entire work, me and jitesh just doing tp... but i was the dumbest and illiterate about the project.... all 3 knew many more things in better way than me, may god forgive me! project report was also done in time(this thing deserves another blog), and we were through! the other 3 guys have been a really great help and would never forget being with them.

sem8:

dont know thing about college, not been there. results out, 68.5... not bad again
i have to give GATE on 11th and m still on ground zero.
i just dont want to go to college, i think i dont need to explain.

so its still one sem remaining.... and i want to bunk the entire sem; but i know i wont be able to do it, lets see how much i succeed..

my weired dreams!

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:48:42 GMT

DREAM NO. 1

this was during the last week of submisssion of my 7th sem.

i was in some village which i dont know, and it was going to be first day of new semister, it was 7th sem, final year. i went to college and found that results were out!! i had a kt in maths 5 and prp (u can imagine how scared i was with these two subjects!) and as i had kt and could not clear the subjects i had a drop for year (it was a dream, and nobody told me rules). so i had to sit with some jouior class... so i went there. i dont know why but the class resembled one of my school classes(5th std, to be precise, except it was too dark). i found some of my school friends there(dont know why, even when those ppl r not doing engg).... we sat on the last corner bench(where i used to sit in 5th std), making a square of 4 in corner!!

then the (so called) college started and the profs which i have never seen before started lects. i was busy chatting with my friends, didnt listed a single word they said, but each prof came to ME at end of lect and tried to console me for the drop!! everyone kept on saying how good student i was and how this should not have happend to me (as if i listen to them) etc, etc. one of them asked me for my last years(that is my current years as i had a drop) notes, other asked me uni papers. and even if i dont carry even a notebook to my daily college i had alll those things they demanded at that time and i gave it to them!

and then college ended, i was going home with my school friends.... and one said do u really have a drop? u should have cleard kt.... and i started thinking, the kt result of maths 5 was not out.. so i should not have a drop and as it forced me to think and gave stress on my brain i woke up!!

DREAM NO.2

this one was during exams!!(so u can imagine how seriously i took my 7th sem)

ok, this is really very weird and absurd dream, may be i m thinking too much about my future or not thinking at all!! :p

there was a party (now there were coll ppl in this one), and there were these two girls i had crush on(no names, for privacy purpose :D). i had an intense desire to prupose at least one of them (for the time being ;)) but couldnt. well the party ended, and marked my another failure!!

next day, somebody told me one of girls father had some recruitment pending in his company.....(see, in dreams also i think of jobs) so i thought may be i could get that position, impress her father and finally marry my crush! (ek tir, do nishane) so i did get job in his company and managed to impress her father(how? hell.....i dont understand how i forget the most imp parts :()

so some fine day i asked her father (didnt saw that girl again till now) about marrying his daughter! he hesitated at first but agreed later(everyone does same), then he talked to my parents and they agreed too! :O so it was final that i was going to marry this guys daughter!(happy now) and things started working, all the casualities were done and the wedding day arrived. finally i was going to get married and that too with my crush!! :D

but i always doubt myself when the things go so easy! the wedding was progressing... and the bride came, and damn!:O she wasnt my crush, she was some friend i had quite acquaitance with!! and what about my 2 crushes? they were present at wedding tooo!!! damnnnn they were her friends, why the hell this happens to me? so i was on the verge of marrying an acquaitance who was friend of my age old crushes and i could not refuse marriage at this point!! i should have verified!! damn!! i became panic, stressed my brain for a way out and as a result woke up myself!!

THAK GOD THOSE WERE DREAMS!! :D

man v/s a statue

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:59:20 GMT

read about the riots happening in maharashtra regarding ambedkar statue in kanpur....

who really did it? sometimes i even wonder if anyone doing such things is cought ever. and if he is caught, whats his crime really? desecration of a statue? its not that serious crime....(my opinion) and even in court they r not going to punish him for killing 3 ppl which was the result of the violent riots...(they should not), so whats really the point in being so furious about something which happend long away and done by unknown?

now who is responsible for all the loss to govt and private property? they burned like 125 st buses, 7 local trains and countless private vehicles......whos going to pay for all that? ultimately the govt loss is common man's loss, hes the one who pays taxes and make govt run, so didnt the protestors think a bit about themselves when govt will put some extra taxes to recover the loss? and what about the private property.... no one can be held in particular!!

the govt and police could not do anything for sure...(my opinion)! cause its true that if police had been tried to be some more strict it would have resulted in different issues! so what really the opposition did apart from asking resignations? (do they do anything different at any other evernt?) its not govt at fault, its law..... and not against desecration of statue, against protests!! there had to be better and strict laws against ppl doing such things and destroying other ppl's private properties!!(and more imp, they should be followed strictly). and the law should punish such ppl not on the basis of "innocent should not be punished", rather on the basis of "crime is crime"

the one who died in riots was protestor, killed by the sophesticated mob, due to his misbehaviour.....his family was offered some money and his bro, a govt job!! do we really need to? he was killed by cool headed ppl, not by the riotors, there must be some geniun reason for that....(though i dont know the details, event of ppl killing decoits, so u can consider the same case!, though it was not neccessary to KILL him....) govt should stop supporting such cases by showing sympathy!!

udhdhav thakare appealed to keep peace!! what the fuck..... i think he forgets things very fast!! he should recollect what he had said at dececration of his mother's statue, which was forgotten only due to blasts!! i m not saying he is saying anything wrong, but just want to laugh at his contradiction! i just found a reason to hate him more.......:D

anyway, r we really so immature to be offended so easily? what do we do when the actually burn the statues of the living ppl during protests? even flags? r we not concered with the feelings of those ppl? why do we always stay in past? when wil india grow up? in munnabhai, they had a take on this issue..(when munna meets old ppl for the first time).. so no one following munnabhai's gandhigiri now? so its clear that movies is no longer an influential media anymore!! (so why dont they lift the ban on star movies, desperatly waiting for it!;))

or is it that we pick only the wrong side or only bad things influence us?

munnabhai made gandhi a LOOSER!

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:23:49 GMT

i saw the movie, it was quite good. though the age old drama existed and movie was based on previous version, it didnt bored neither irritated in fact it was very exciting!

the issues with gandhiji were handled pretty well, the movie as a whole was damn good, but everyone is giving credit to gandhigiri!! and not to its director though he managed to involve gandhi, and still could handle the subject very well without any controversy.

i dont know much about gandhi, frankly i havent read any single book on gandhi. but still i know he was a great man having his own different priciples and was always following the truth, no matter what.

as far as munnabhai goes, the movie was best..... in every aspect it was vry well handled irrespective of the previous movie, damn good story, good actors, comic, everything was damn good but i felt like ppl misinterprted the main subject of the gandhigiri!

on the 2nd october, newschannels were showing how ppl have adapted thmselves to the new phenomenon of gandhi, and how they were dealing with there problems in gandhi way!
but is it true? have we really followed exactly what gandhi wanted to say.... the news was about sending sms to officers about damaged roads, a jailed don being gifted roses by students and many more. ppl just took what they felt was trendy and just followed the movie!

do anyone today, use the pricipals of gandhi? i dont think anyone is even capable of following it. in fact ppl dont want to....... its just trend and a temporary change to hail for gandhi, just because a movie based on him was released!

gandhi was a hero in his own sense ........ he did what he truly belived in...... its not the question of will gandhigiri will work today or not, the question is why do we need munnabhai to convey the message which gandhi wanted to say? and that too not in true sense!! ppl copied funny instances from the movie, but did anyone stopped giving bribes or stopped investing in shares(its not crime i know, i just want to emphasis on effects) or stopped spitting on roads (i believe its the first step to go away from ur own country/state/town, if u cant feel the land belongs to u, how can u ever think of improving it?). none of these happend...... why? the only reason i feel is its not trendy and not funny.
who is going to notice u if u stop spitting? the things done are only to gather attraction and to be famous(for that small time?? hehe). why cant ppl seriously follow gandhi?

gandhi had many followers, but how many "gandhi" we see today? take shivaji's example, he too had his own priciples but all his men truly followed it and were loyal to him. they had the same mindset as that of their king, cause they could understand and relate to him. gandhi too didnt had complecated priciples but could he really convey the message? why could he not CREATE LEADER AMONGST FOLLOWERS?

and this is the very thing i notice after munnabhai. i know that i dont know much about gandhi, and will have to read and know much more about gandhi before commenting anything like this, but i just said what i felt ....... munnabhai gave the lesson that ppl still cant read between the lines.........

i have to read much more about gandhi and follow him truly!!

KANK it reallly sucks!

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:50:00 GMT

was i in front of tv for entire 3 years? the movie is soooooooooo long and the fact that its boring and features srk makes it looooooooooooonger.

how would u feel if u r in fron of the tv for watching ODI and they repeat EACH over twice with commercials in between, the movie was no different. it really sucks as srk's each movie. each scene was shown twice with srk and abhishek with songs as commercials (yea, all of the songs were disgusting)

i just could not understand the story, for me the story was over when srk and rani meet. the movie is so predictable and boring that u regret for watching the remaining movie.

srk- i hate him more now. and yes, i reallly liked that "aishwarya smile"(with one hand covering the half of the face). grow up srk, be a man, can u? for entire movie he is the biggest torture. no one can understand the things he does, the caracter is also very loud. if he is so irritated to the world why didnt he killed rani who made him what he was........and yes, no homework srk!! observe physically challeged ppl before u do any such roles. u could not do it! the expressions were pathetic(as usual), loud acting in the first half!(as usual). the worst of acting comes in the hospital when he is talking to rani

rani- do we see hindi alka kubal? why does she keeps crying alllllllll the time? has she acted in the movie? i could barely see her face through her hair and tears. character not developed and really shallow.(is this why they make a pair?)its never explained in movie why is she not happy with AB. i could barely understand the caracter.

zinta- this charactr is also cut short, not developed! only the thing i could see is loud makeup (that goes with rani too), yea we understand she is fashion something, but the makeup was tooooooooo loud to handle. zinta in an interview said u will fall in love with all 4 characteres and would want all of them happy, i could barely feel something about AB, he is only right and explainable.

rampal- barely for 3-4 scenes, he does well. again the relationship with zinta is neither ended nor started, whats the point? this is the only part where AB has no "mirror image" type of sory line (catherine was shown just for 1 min)! hey, how could zinta and AB let both of them go alone on AB's wedding again entire movie? with rani too, she met the stranger at the wedding day only! poor AB. the director should have shown rampal saying alvida to catherine!! god please help me, i dont want sequel, i dont want to see catherine crying like alka kubal throughout the movie!!

AB- he is the only sensible actor amongst the cast, only sensible caracter! can expect nomination for supporting role(yes, kj and yash can manage any dumb movie to get them award). hes not his natural, seems forced to act all the time!

bachchan- the only live character! this proves once again how he is compatible with any kind of directors and characters! he does it so well and with so effieciency and passion, hats off to him. now i could understand why he would do the roles in movies like lal badshah(that one was BETTER). he can work even with a child director!!!why was narrating sound was of srk, he could have done this! anyways he died and that would have given atleast one good thing. there was no sense in srk telling his own story(or there is? he does it all the time). and i dont understnd why he was shown "sexy sam",damn bad

arjun(child)-again what can u expect from kj? yea, i was waithing till end for that ddlj girl(i totally hate it when they mix movies it was ther in mohabbaten too) or was that girl part edited?

kj- just three words-"I HATE U". I have stopped expecting from this man, can he come out of fairy tales, that goes with srk too..... grow up! though the entir movie was predictable, the scenes too with replay with other couple, he could not manage to keep ppl engage. the story line was poor and scenes lengthy, heavy dialogues, forced expressions!!!! the supposed to be comedy scenes were not at all comedy neither was the love scenes. what bold step has he taken, everyone is talking about? the bed scene? we have seen them plenty! extra marital affair? we see them daily!and yes he has ruined the pair, not the romantic one but the AB- pair!! it was much better in sarkar(with same relationship) and good in bnb!

kiran kher- the only sensible and good character!

music- whoever made it, it really sucks big time. cant they be some silent, there was onlly one scene in entire movie where there was no music(i dont remember which one, thank god they forgot!)

SATUTORY WARNING

DO NOT MAKE ANY SEQUEL.

DO NOT WATCH THE MOIVIE EVEN IF ITS ON TV.

SPARE BOTH ABS NEXT TIME.

BETTER LUCK RANI.

the gag i recovered with google desktop!!

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:36:30 GMT

Participants: (&) chinmay [chinuvk@hotmail.com], shweta [shweta_r_4@hotmail.com]
Date: Jul 19 2006 - 6:49pm

i was chatting with shweta and i was really bored

(&) chinmay [ch ... : the person u r talking to is dead
shweta [shweta_ ... : hahaha
shweta [shweta_ ... : nice joke
(&) chinmay [ch ... : its not a joke
shweta [shweta_ ... : lisn chinmay are u depressed
(&) chinmay [ch ... : why dont u understand
(&) chinmay [ch ... : hes dead
(&) chinmay [ch ... : just jumped out of the window
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i m cyber owner
(&) chinmay [ch ... : did u know him???
shweta [shweta_ ... : yeah rite
(&) chinmay [ch ... : say fast
shweta [shweta_ ... : will u shut up chinmay
(&) chinmay [ch ... : whom should i tell
(&) chinmay [ch ... : damn
(&) chinmay [ch ... : was he ur friend\
(&) chinmay [ch ... : did he know u?
shweta [shweta_ ... : 8-)
(&) chinmay [ch ... : do u have him home no.?
(&) chinmay [ch ... : hey
(&) chinmay [ch ... : we r taking him to nanavati
shweta [shweta_ ... : okay cool
(&) chinmay [ch ... : will u plz tell his family??
shweta [shweta_ ... : chinmay stop acting mad
(&) chinmay [ch ... : whos this kinjal
shweta [shweta_ ... : |-)

Participants: (&) chinmay [chinuvk@hotmail.com], kinjal [kinjalfuria@hotmail.com]
Date: Jul 19 2006 - 6:52pm

manwhile, kinjal signed in.............

(&) chinmay [ch ... : hey do u know me??
kinjal [kinjalf ... : who will not no a scholar like u
(&) chinmay [ch ... : the person using this id.......
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i not chinmay
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i m the cyber owner this person is seriously hurt
(&) chinmay [ch ... : do u have his home no......
kinjal [kinjalf ... : who r u
(&) chinmay [ch ... : ramesh
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i run cyber cafe in parle
(&) chinmay [ch ... : do u have his home no???
(&) chinmay [ch ... : u there
kinjal [kinjalf ... : ya
kinjal [kinjalf ... : but whats happened to him
kinjal [kinjalf ... : i cant give de no just to ny1
(&) chinmay [ch ... : madam there is no point in quarrleing
(&) chinmay [ch ... : why would i do such thing
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i m not any marketing agent
kinjal [kinjalf ... : ok wait for a second
(&) chinmay [ch ... : u want to save his life or not??

Participants: (&) chinmay [chinuvk@hotmail.com], shweta [shweta_r_4@hotmail.com]
Date: Jul 19 2006 - 6:57pm

i guess kinjal had a chat with shweta........god knows what........

(&) chinmay [ch ... : laugh
(&) chinmay [ch ... : u r dumb
(&) chinmay [ch ... : did u tell her??
shweta [shweta_ ... : :|
(&) chinmay [ch ... : what
shweta [shweta_ ... : its a prank
shweta [shweta_ ... : kinjal says:
some person called ramesh

(&) chinmay [ch ... : good
(&) chinmay [ch ... : dont tell her
shweta [shweta_ ... : she s scared man
shweta [shweta_ ... : she ll call u u o
(&) chinmay [ch ... : laugh
shweta [shweta_ ... : she s scared i think
shweta [shweta_ ... : ur so useless na
shweta [shweta_ ... : i can beleive she beleived u
shweta [shweta_ ... : kinjal says:
bt he says hes hurt

(&) chinmay [ch ... : laugh
shweta [shweta_ ... : i am telling her
(&) chinmay [ch ... : no way
(&) chinmay [ch ... : wait
shweta [shweta_ ... : i think she s too scared ya
shweta [shweta_ ... : wait she s addin me to de convo
(&) chinmay [ch ... : laugh
(&) chinmay [ch ... : DONT TELL HE
(&) chinmay [ch ... : HER

Participants: (&) chinmay [chinuvk@hotmail.com], kinjal [kinjalfuria@hotmail.com], shweta [shweta_r_4@hotmail.com]
Date: Jul 19 2006 - 7:02pm

i think kinjal believed it, and called shweta for being sure.........

(&) chinmay [ch ... : i asked this shweta madam
(&) chinmay [ch ... : but she is also not listening to me
(&) chinmay [ch ... : plz give his no
shweta [shweta_ ... : fer wat
(&) chinmay [ch ... : to tell his condition to his family
(&) chinmay [ch ... : listen
shweta [shweta_ ... : i jus spoke to him a few mins bac and he was perfectly okay
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i have no time
(&) chinmay [ch ... : i dont care i have to rush to hospital
shweta [shweta_ ... : chinmay just stop it
shweta [shweta_ ... : this is to much
shweta [shweta_ ... : and its not funny
(&) chinmay [ch ... : hell
(&) chinmay [ch ... : hes bleeding
(&) chinmay [ch ... : bye
shweta [shweta_ ... : okay get lost
kinjal [kinjalf ... : bye

Participants: (&) chinmay [chinuvk@hotmail.com], kinjal [kinjalfuria@hotmail.com]
Date: Jul 19 2006 - 7:07pm

me, for the first time apologying(is spelling right?).......

(&) chinmay [ch ... : scared or what???
(&) chinmay [ch ... : relax
(&) chinmay [ch ... : u there
(&) chinmay [ch ... : ??
kinjal [kinjalf ... : get lost
(&) chinmay [ch ... : sorry

my argument with rohan patil on reservations

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:01:11 GMT

ROHAN :i think u havent understood the problem of reservation at all... we are not opposing reservation totally ... what i want to say is that reservation based on caste is totally unjust... rest of the reservation catagories are not based on caste. india is a secular nation unlike pakistan...it's clearly mentioned in our constitution ... so why the hell do u need to give quotas based on caste???
i think reservations to some particular catagories are imp... but lower caste ppl shouldnt get it just because they are so called "backward"...the upper caste ppl are being punished for being upper caste ... that's nothing but unjustice... that is the reason why ppl like me go to usa for further studies...u see there are no seats in my own country ... i feel abondened by my fatherland...thats why i am against reservation based on caste!!!

is caste the criteria for reservation???

CHINMAY:1. the crremy layer is ment NOT to take any advantages of the reservations!! they r excluded!!

2. the same argument holds true when the lower cast was being punished for being lower cast!!!! where was the justice at that time??
3. yes, but it can develop even in open catsgory people!! thats why there EXIST middle class, otherwise there would have been only two classes, not mixable, not communable and two entirely different worlds!!
4. in my opinion they r paying for what they did!!was that justice at those times?? they should feel guilty for what they did.
5. thats the work of managers (like u) to motivate the people!! and the same argument in bracket can be made, if the seats r increased, the topmost person will happen to act like u described!!
it all depends on the persons view!!!(the things u described for company)

thats not true, they r poor!!! what u look at is just a few people from cities!!u dont seem to understand the concept of creamy layer!

ROHAN: yes ... u give reservation based on caste??? u know what the results of that are...
1.Only the creamy layer of the so called backward classes get all the benifits.
2. upper caste gets punished for being upper caste... its somehing which is not congenital....
3.it creates a sense of complacancy in lower caste ppl....
4.it creates a sense of unjustice in upper caste...
5.because 3 and 4 the overall efficiency gets reduced(cause lower caste ppl dont work because they know that their jobs are reserved irrespective of their performance... also upper caste dont work because they know that even if they perform well there are only a few seats and jobs for them ... so no body performs))

thats why this reservation is totally unjust ....and furthermore lower caste ppl get exempted from any tution fees .... its assumed that lower caste ppl are always pooor .... thats not true ... on the contrary they are quite rich because even ther parents and grandparents were also benefited from reservation.

CHINMAY:it all depends on the person, no one can change the greedy person, who cant think of the world other than himself!
its past what changed today! if the past were different the condition would have been definitly different and improved!
yes, thats the thing! there was no constitution to look after them, but why not now, when we have one?
its not spoonfeeding, its just giving opportunity, everyone has to prove himself! u can atleast give them opportunity, cant u?

i was just answerin ur points!
3.it creates a sense of complacancy in lower caste ppl....

i was talking abt this! re-read.
wait..... u r forgetting the person who was killed!! there needs to be some compensation!
no, i dont understand what u were talking abt prithviraj!
u can still achieve both motivational factors! just prove urself, if u cant there r two options, u either dont deserve it or there is something bigger and better waiting for u! u know which a wise person choose!!

ROHAN:here's my rebuttal...
1.though creamy layer is not meant to take advantage ,they are evidently taking it ... and there is no provision to stop them for doin so... they are reapin the benifits of reservation generation after generation... this has no end...
2.do not be so emotional abt the past ... its something which we cant change...in the past we didnt have a constitution ... nor law and order as we do today...thus today we must take all the decision that are justified...i am not saying that backward class shouldnt get equal opportunity... we should facillitate this but still they have to grab the opportunity rather than spoonfeeding them with reservation
3.ur thid point doesnt make sense...middle class is defined in terms of income and not caste ... so get ur fundas right abt that...there is no midddle class as far our argument is concerned...its either ur of lower caste or upper..

4. ur fourth point is prepostrous... we , that is our generation , didnt commit any atrocities(crimes) nor we are guilty of anything..there is no question of feeling guilty... suppose ur dad commited a murder...and he ran away ... should the police hang u for wht ur dad has done??? no offence... but its not how it works... revenge is not approved by indian
sanskriti...(remember prithviraj chauhaan)...
5.u talk abt motivation.... basic motivation of any employee is growth and achievement ... reservation has strangled both of these motivational factors...

and i know what the creamy layer is .... many of them are in my class... and i have taken the most generalised view of things in my opinions...so screw reservations and hail merit

CHINMAY:merit???????

this is the funniest and most stupid thing i have heard in all these days!!
dont u think its responsibility of the education system to take care of the merit of student?
they keep on saying that merit will be affected, but the person who gets above 40 is eligible to be called engineers according to system, dont u think its risky?? what if a civil engg mistakens for the calculations and bridge collapses?? then where is the merit? it can be open/cast/any other reservation engg, its education system who should think upon the merit of student!

ROHAN:nonsense ... thats the only thing i can say .... i dont want to waste ur time and whats infinitelly worse my time over this perpetual debate ...my gre is on 19th
u know nxt year main to U.S. main katale hai...all these"khalchya jaateetale lok" can go to hell and i am sure they will.... they deserve it... and lastly....
great ppl dont tell others that they are great.
i think u should see a shrink.